There comes a point in every hobby where once you cross it, you’ll know yourself as a “blank” person. Case and point – some girls refer to themselves as Aritzia girls, some as LA girls (even though they’ve likely never been to LA), and some as stoner girls. Like with all 3, people often are able to tell what traits or entities you identify the most with, before you even tell them. This is especially true for the “stoner girls” type. Below are 5 key features in recognizing that you are a stoner girl.
#1 Weed Crumbs Populate the Bottom of Your Purses
Doesn’t matter if it’s Chanel, Kate Spade, or a purse from the dollar store – us stoner girls exist in every spectrum of purse economy. Seriously, if you could gather up all the remnants of bud across all 10 of your purses, you could roll up an impressive blunt that will last you the entirety of your afternoon! Though, most of us prefer the fresh and sticky weed full of trichomes, so the crumbs will just need to stay in the bottom of our purses for a bit longer.
#2 Pins and Earrings Are More Than Just Accessories
Common accessories with a sharp point are like a Swiss Knife to you. You’ve lost count of how many times you’ve used an earring or hair pin to pack a joint or unclog a pipe for weed. Plus, whenever there’s a similar issue in your group of stoner friends, you’re the star that helps solve their issue with whatever sharp accessory you have on you at the time.
#3 Raise Your Hand If You’ve Burned Your Hair Before
Most of us have had that one embarrassing moment of smoking with friends, when you go in for a massive hit and are swiftly met with a stench in the air. This is then followed by someone informing you that your bangs are on fire, which accounts for why you now only smoke with a scrunchie.
#4 You Love Receiving Business Cards, for the Wrong Reasons
We’ve all been there. You meet a cute guy at the bar and he gives you his card. You store it carefully in your purse and swear to not lose it. Several hours later, you finally end up back at your place, and begin to roll up your daily good-night joint with some of the loudest weed to mark off the day. But what will you use as a filter? You peek inside your purse and the most fitting item for the occasion is unmistakable the card that you have just collected. You take a minute before you eventually decide to inevitably start shredding the guy’s card. “Sorry dude, if it’s meant to be it’s meant to be.”
#5 You Don’t Need a Grinder, You Have Nails
Grinders are definitely a necessity for any stoner’s repertoire, but carrying a grinder with you can sometimes be an excessive burden. Thankfully, you’re a stoner girl and you can crush that weed at the same rate as the finest grinder on the market. That’s what manicures are for. Got yourself some acrylics? Even better! The longer the claws the fiercer the tiger.
